How To Celebrate Easter

Folakemi: Honey, what are your plans for Easter?

Kip Smiln’: Same as Jesus.

Folakemi: Meaning???

Kip Smiln’: Disappear on Friday, and show face by Monday!!!

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Sai Buhari......Sai Baba is working

Boarding a bike, I told the bike man “Sai Buhari" he replied "Sai Baba" and said I shouldn’t bother to pay.

I went to Mai Suya, I also told him "Sai Buhari", he also replied "Sai Baba" and gave me lots of suya for free.

Going to Mai Shayi’s place, I told him the same thing and he also said I shouldn’t pay.

Can't wait to go to this my Aboki car dealer in GRA tomorrow and tell him the same thing, I am sure he will also tell me not to pay for any car I pick. .... Sai Baba is working..

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Yoruba People Again!!!!!!!

Yoruba people have started; they will never cease to amaze me. Someone just named his son Oluwatibuharimi, Segunbuhari, Mojega, Temibuhari, Opebuhari, Oluwajegami, Temijega, Opejega. Oluwajegaota...share the fun.... Jegafunmilayo, Olujegafunmi, Buharitide, Olufunminijega, Jegabunmi, Adejega, Jegatide, Jegadaralomo, Jegafimihan, Jegadamilola, Buharibukola, Jegaseunrerefunwa, Jegasina, Jegafemi, Jegafunmilola, Jegaserere, Jegagbayode,  Buharigberede, Jegasemilore Buharigbamile, Jegatuwasile.

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Support Change and Transformation

 The fear of Buhari is the beginning of wisdom.

The fear of Buhari is the beginning of Nigerian systems' sanitation.

*Nigerian Army finds Buhari's certificate

*Missing $20b found with Zenith bank

*NTA calling GMB masters degree holder

*Dezieni visits Abdulsalami;

*Industrial training fund (ITF) began payment of outstanding fees they have been owing students for more than 2yrs;

*Nigerian stock market recorded a gain of #906b biggest gain in 50yrs;

*Naira made a gain of #27 against the dollar;

*Numerous filling stations that were padlocked under the pretext of fuel scarcity suddenly opened gates for business.

The war on corruption and indiscipline has already started.

Support change and transformation.

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WHO IS "HE" TO YOU?

 

I went to an ELETRICIAN and i asked him: Who Is JESUS?

He replied: Jesus is the light of the World.

I went to a PLUMBER and i asked him: Who Is JESUS?

He replied: Jesus' Life's Water Spring.

I went to a DOCTOR and i asked: Who is JESUS?

He replied: Jesus is the Greatest Physician.

I went to a HUNTER and i asked: Who is JESUS?

He replied: Jesus is the Lion of the Tribe of Judah

I went to a PSYCHOLOGIST and i asked: Who is JESUS?

He replied: Jesus is the Wisdom Source.

I went to a BUILDER and i asked: Who is JESUS?

He replied: Jesus is a House Built on the Rock.

I went to a BAKER and i asked: Who is JESUS?

He replied: Jesus is the Bread of Life.

Now I’m asking you: Who Is JESUS?

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Hmmmn

     A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes. One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.

     The man agreed and said to the car... “Car, go and bring my children from school.” The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong. Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive. He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station. As he and his wife stepped outside they saw the car coming with an overload of children. The car parked right in front of them and said... "These are your children sir..!" In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, his wife's best friend's daughter, his secretary's son and their neighbours two sons.

     The Wife in full anger asked...Don't tell me all these are your children..??

     The man asked her calmly...First you tell me why our children are not in the car???....

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PLEASE...JUDGE THIS MATTER

 Please kindly judge this matter.....

     I was in a taxi, chatting with my friend on whatsapp and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man, so l decided to change the topic:

“Abeg oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or AbuQaqa that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them know as well that I may find it difficult to get to the target

place before the bombs explode because there is terrible traffic jam now but never the less, I am sure casualty figure will be high since we are five in our taxi and all the vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We have less than 3minutes for the bomb to go off. Bye and take care of my parents and siblings as agreed.”

     The Man, without allowing the taxi to stop quickly opened the taxi door and jumped out and eventually died, please who killed him?? Me or Amebo?

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"THE SECRET" WEEKLY DEVOTIONAL 06-04-2015.

"The Lord will recover that which I have lost, bring back that which was driven away, bind everywhere I am broken and strengthen me where I am sick..." - Ezekiel 34:16

    It's the season of our Lord Jesus' death and resurrection, which brings about change, transformation, liberation, freedom etc. 

     THE SECRET this morning assures us of this transformation and freedom as revealed to us in EZEKIEL 34:16a. An all encompassing promise, that covers everything we might be going through. A promise of recovery of everything we might have lost, an assurance of returned glory and placement on that great position we are entitled to. This promise also gives hope to all those who are broken - emotionally, spiritually, financially etc, as God Himself is set to pick up all our pieces, put them together, bind them, and seal them up.

       Of all, He promises strength to the sick. We all experience different types of sickness - mental sickness, physical, finance, career, job, marital, etc. Sickness limits us in everything we do and we achieve little or nothing when sick. But this morning, we shall receive strength in all areas we are down.

     As we key ourselves into the power of resurrection and start operating through it today and beyond, so shall our lives start experiencing a divine transformation. People who have neglected you will seek you for good, that position you have been deprived of will be granted to you, you will hit your target and even go beyond on things you have been longing for, all doors you have been knocking on will be opened to you and the promises of GOD will forever be fulfilled in your life.

      Know THE SECRET, believe/have faith in IT and work towards IT whole heartedly and IT will surely work for you this week and forever. Have a splendid week ahead.

Happy Easter

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