Thursday 28 May 2015

YIPEE...T'S MY DAY


Its my day, and I am giving out recharge cards for everyone.

Etisalat 1000
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Mtn 1500
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Glo 1000
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Airtel 500
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Kindly use a sharp object like knife etc for easy scratch on the silver panel on your screen. Don't bother to thank me, what are friends for? Just manage it and celebrate with me.


#KipSmiln' 

LINCOLN, KENNEDY COINCIDENCE

What should we call this, COINCIDENCE, REINCARNATION or WHAT???
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both their wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.....

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat....

Lincoln was shot at the theatre named "Ford."
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the "kicker"....

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND...................

Lincoln was shot in a theatre and the assassin ran to a warehouse...
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theatre... 

Hmmmmmn.......hitory repeating itself. 


#KipSmiln'

THE STRONG WOMAN

A strong woman knows how to keep her life in order. Even with tears in her eyes, she still manages to say 'I'm Ok' with a smile. She says to herself:

*    Like Deborah, I will serve the Lord in power and speak His word without fear.

*    Like Esther, I will intercede for God's people before the throne..

*    Like Abigail, I will humble myself to wash the feet of  the servants of the Lord..

*    Like Hannah, I will dedicate my children to the Lord.

*     Like Priscilla, I will explain the way of God more perfectly to those who are seeking.

*    Like the Shunamite woman, I will trust God in the day of adversity.

*    Like Lydia , I will be a worshiper of God and open my home to His ministers.

*   Like Tabitha (Dorcas), I will always do good and help the poor.

*    Like Joanna, I will use my wealth to support the ministry of Jesus.

*   Like Mary, I will say be it unto me according to thy word.
 Be the Virtous Woman 

#KipSmiln'

KUDOS TO MEN AND MALE GENDER


The first time, someone has written something good for men also.....  !!

WHO IS A MAN?
He is the most beautiful part of God's creation.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents' face.
He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smile.
He sacrifices his full youth for his wife and children by working late at night without any complaint.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks and repaying them for lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife and boss.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
If he goes out, then he's careless!
If he stays at home, then he's a lazy!
If he scolds children, then he's a monster!
If he doesn't scold, then he's irresponsible!
If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy!
If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings!
If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy!
If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave!

Respect every male in your life. You will never know what he has sacrificed for YOU.


#KipSmiln'

NEVER CONCLUDE FOR OTHERS



Yester night, my little cousin was holding two apples with both hands. Her mum came in and softly asked her with a smile: "Sweetie, could you give mummy one of your apples?"
My cousin looked up at her mum for some seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other. I noticed the smile on my aunt’s face freeze but she still tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Just as she was about to say something, my little cousin handed one of her bitten apples to her mum and said: "Mummy, here you are, this is the sweeter one".
No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement. Give others the privilege to explain themselves. What you see may not be the reality. Never conclude for others.


#KipSmiln'