A young
graduate, after so many years of job hunt could not get one, so he decided
to open a clinic and puts a sign outside
"GET ANY TREATMENT FOR #2000 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK #10,000"
A lawyer
thinks this is a great opportunity to earn #10,000 and goes to the clinic...
Lawyer: "I have lost my sense of taste"
Graduate Dr: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Lawyer: "Ugh..this is kerosene"
Graduate Dr: "Congrats, your sense of taste is
restored. Give me #2,000"
The annoyed
lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money.
Lawyer: "I have lost my memory. I cannot
remember anything"
Graduate Dr: "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22
and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Lawyer
(annoyed): "This is kerosene. You
gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Graduate Dr:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me #2,000"
The fuming
lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back #10,000.
Lawyer: "My eyesight has become very weak"
Graduate Dr: "Well, I don't have any medicine for
that, so take this #10,000"
Lawyer (staring
at the note): "But this is #2,000, not #10,000"
Graduate Dr: "Congrats, your eyesight is restored.
Give me #2,000"
Beware of a
desperate wise graduate.
#KipSmiln'
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