Friday, 1 May 2015

SEE MUMU



An Igbo man, Yoruba man and Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
The first step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruit. The 3 men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, ''I brought 10 apples". The king explained the trial to him, "you have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed.
The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, and he was killed. The Igbo man arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he taught to himself that this should be easy...       1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The Yoruba man and the Igbo man met in heaven and the Yoruba man asked "why did u laugh? The igbo man replied, "I couldn't help it wen i saw the Hausa man coming wit watermelons!". 

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