A lady walked into a pet shop, demanding
for a parrot.
The owner said to her: "We have 2
kinds: one repeats everything you say & the other thinks for itself!"
"I think I'll like the one that
thinks for itself", replied the lady.
The owner brought out her choice &
told her to quiz the parrot.
"How do I look?” asked the lady.
"Like a prostitute!" replied the
parrot.
"This parrot is rude: I won't buy it!”
said the lady.
"Pleases give me a moment!",
replied the owner as he walked towards the backyard with the parrot.
He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of
water & warned the parrot: "If you are rude to that lady one more time
I will drown u in this bucket!"
When the man came back to the counter he
told the lady: "Now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure that he
will be polite"
Lady said to the parrot: "if I come
home @ night with a man, what'll you call this man?"
Parrot: "Your husband!"
Lady: "Good! What if I come home with
2 men?"
Parrot: "Your husband & your
in-law!
Lady: "Good! Good!! What if I come home
with 3 men?"
Parrot: "Your husband, your in-law
& your brother!"
Lady: "Gooood! What if I come home
with 4 men?"
The parrot looked back at the owner &
said: "Please go & drown me: I said it earlier on that this woman is a
prostitute!"
#KipSmiln'
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