Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
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TEACHER:
Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:
Here it is.
TEACHER:
Correct. Now class, who discovered
America?
CLASS:
Maria.
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TEACHER:
John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:
You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn,
how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:
K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No,
that's wrong
GLENN:
Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:
Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I
J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What
are you talking about?
DONALD:
Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:
Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten
years ago.
WINNIE:
Me!
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TEACHER: Glen,
why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:
Well, I'm a lot closer to the
ground than you are.
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TEACHER:
Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.
MILLIE:
I is...
TEACHER: No,
Millie...... always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:
All right... 'I am the ninth
letter of the alphabet'
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TEACHER:
George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but
also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:
Because George still had the axe
in his hand......
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TEACHER: Now,
Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:
No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER:
Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your
brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :
No sir, It's the same dog.
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TEACHER:
Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?
HAROLD: A
teacher
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