Friday 27 November 2015

KIP SMILN' CONCEPTS BLACK FRIDAY OFFER

Win Free VIP Ticket or LAFF PLANET Customised T-shirts every Friday from 27th Nov to 25th Dec 2015
to
LAFF PLANET 2015 with Kip Smiln' & Friends

Comedy, Dance, Music, Fashion & Art Exhibition

Date: Sunday 27th December 2015

Venue: Wallan Hall 1, D'Rovans Hotel, Ring Road, Ibadan.

Time: 1pm Prompt

Gate Fee: Regular - #1,000, VIP - #2,500, Royal Table for 5 - #15,000

To Win:
1) Follow & Like @KipSmiln on any (or all) of our social media platforms -  Twitter, Instagram and/or  Kip Smiln Facebook page.

2) Upload any ADVERT picture of Laff Planet 2015 or your Smiling, happy moment  picture or video on any of the platforms - Twitter, Instagram and/ or Kip Smiln Facebook page.

3) Mention @kipsmiln in your uploaded photo and also add the hash tag #LaffPlanet2015

4) THAT IS ALL

The photo with the highest number of likes by 11:00 pm every friday (starting from today 27th Nov to 25 Dec.) on each media platforms wins a Laff Planet Customised T-Shirt or VIP ticket to LAFF PLANET with Kip Smiln' & Friends

For more info, enquiries & ticket booking contact:
08082966116,  08168064534, 07051112897, 08061500579, 08038239604,  08095916378
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Twitter: @kipsmiln
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Facebook: Kip Smiln

Kip Winning......Kip Smiln'

*Unveiling of LAFF PLANET 2015 acts tomorrow 28th November......WATCHOUT!!!*

Tuesday 17 November 2015

SEYI OBAYANJU (SWOB CLOTHINGS) – THE MASTER CLOTHIER

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Seyi Obayanju, CEO of popular clothing outfit SWOB died on Monday 9th November after a brief illness, but there was one thing he was great at, FASHION!
Obayanju, an ex-banker turned fashion designer owned a fashion house, along Plot 20, CMD Road nearby GTBank, Magodo, Ketu. Swob Clothings was a home to all men of various fashion desires.
His fashion sense led him to the business he was in before his untimely death. He once shared these great fashion secrets on his blog, which every man ought to know about.
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Here are 15 Quick Fashion Tips for Men by Seyi Obayanju.

1. Fit is King – The most dramatic improvement you can make in your style is to make sure everything fits impeccably. Most guys wear clothes that are too large. Make sure everything you wear is almost hugging the shape of your body – without being tight. Bad fit is an epidemic, cure yourself.

2. Keep it simple – You want a wardrobe that looks great on you, but don’t overdo it. Don’t wear more than three pieces of jewelry or more than three colors. Don’t dress like a rock star unless you’re in a band. If you want to be flashy, a simpler but stylish look would be sporting a black striped dress shirt with a white blazer, a dark pair of jeans, a dressy belt, and your sharpest dress shoes. You could also add a flashy watch or a simple accessory like an interesting necklace, but nothing more.

3. Change the way you see casual – casual doesn’t have to be boring. Have fun with collared shirts, or take some inspiration from those who approach casual a bit differently.

4. Pay attention to your supporting pieces – Some sweaters are lean and others are big and chunky. The first rule of thumb is that your top and bottom halves need to match. If you’re wearing a big, chunky, rugged fisherman knit sweater, your bottom needs to be rugged, too. Don’t wear a fisherman’s sweater with a beautiful silk-and-wool suit pant. Instead, wear it with something as casual as cargos or jeans, or dress it up with a Harris tweed blazer.

5. Never go shopping alone – Most of the time, it’s tough to trust the sales people because they usually work for commission. Shop with a friend who will give you their honest opinion. Also, read about shopping on a budget.

6. Stay a notch above – Don’t overdo it to a fault, but dare to take some risks. It’s always better to be a little bit overdressed than underdressed in any setting. All you have to do is think about where and who you’re going to be with and just step it up one notch. But make sure you’re not better dressed than someone who is more important in a certain setting, like your boss.

7. Never underestimate the power of details – The last thing on is usually the first thing noticed. So mind the details instead of throwing together the main parts of your outfit. “Details” can include a scarf, a subtle pocket square, or the way you tie your tie knot.

8. Invest in a superb pair of shoes – If it’s one thing that women will notice, it’s your shoes. Especially how clean and sharp they look. It’s easy to wash and press the rest of your clothes to keep them looking new, but most guys disregard their shoes. Show that you’re a man of taste by getting a great pair of shoes and keeping them in pristine condition.

9. Fashion Tees with logos – When you’re going around with a big logo on your shirt, you risk looking like a walking billboard. Lose the lame Coca-Cola shirt and go for a classic v-neck tee or something artsy

10. Disregard trends – Beware of buying something just because it’s “in” right now – stick to what you truly like. A lot of people rush to get in on the latest trend and end up with a bunch of clothes they don’t wear. It’s better to learn to build a versatile and timeless wardrobe first – then bring in your own twists with some of the new fashion. This one tip will save you so much money!

11. Don’t be a sucker for brand names – Don’t be a Patrick Bateman. Before you decide to purchase an item, ask yourself if you are buying it simply because of the brand name or because you love the quality and style. Ask yourself, “Would I buy this if there was no logo on it?”

12. Continually cultivate your image – Invest more time and money into your image. Cultivate your fashion sense. Your style is a huge mode of communication and is worth caring for as much as your education, career, and relationships. Oscar Schoffler, longtime fashion editor of Esquire once said, “Never underestimate the power of what you wear. After all, there’s just a small bit of yourself sticking out at the collar and cuff. The rest of the world sees what you drape on your frame.”

13. Ask for real feedback – Most of your friends and family aren’t going to go out of their way to tell you what looks bad. You have to ask for it. In fact, ask anyone and everyone you trust to tell you the truth. Ask your hairstylist, ask your best friend, ask your mother! If you think they might be too nice

14. Upgrade your shave – Even if your fashion is golden, an unkempt beard can be an attraction killer. Achieve a perfect shave by trying a shave brush & old-fashioned double-edged razor.

15. Experiment with style – The only way you’ll really learn is if you go out there and try new things. I make an effort to try something completely out of my comfort zone whenever I’m at a store – many times you’ll end up loving something you never thought you would. If you make mistakes, life goes on. So many guys are afraid to express themselves through their style, don’t be one of them.


#RIP boss, Keep resting in the bossom of the LORD.
 

Monday 19 October 2015

LAFF PLANET 2015


In other news......

Kip Smiln (Grand Commander Laff Planet) submits ministerial (sorry performers) list to Senate President.

Many out of the Kip Smiln' Crew we contacted about the nominees, skipped the subject as they were majorly talking about sponsorship and support of/from companies and individuals.

However, sources suggested that those likely to make it into the LAFF PLANET 2015 cabinet include SEYILAW, AKPORORO, OYINKANADE along side many other tested, trusted, credible, remarkable, hilarious, seasoned world class , rib crackers, comedian, musicians, dancers etc for

"Laff Planets 2015 - with Kip Smiln' & Friend".

Date: Sunday 27th December, 2015.
Venue: Wallan Hall, D'Rovans Hotel, Ring Road, Ibadan.
Time: 1pm
Gate Fee: Regular - N1,000, VIP - N2,500, Royal Table of 5 - N15,000

Whatever the case may be, everything will be clear as the Senate (Laff Planet Organising Committee presided over by Kip Smiln's manager) will unveil the acts to us SOON.

For more Info, Sponsorship/Partnership & Ticket Booking, contact:
08082966116, 07051112897, 08061500579, 08038239604, 08061695818
www.kipsmiln.blogspot.com
BBM: 266F42C2
Twitter: @kipsmiln
IG: kipsmiln

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Thursday 1 October 2015

THE WINE TASTER


A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out, so they placed adverts.
One afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.
The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial and ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine.
The rough looking man took a sip and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let’s see."
So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, south western slope, oak barrels."
"Incredible!" said the manager.
Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.
"So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!....The manager fainted.

#KipSmiln'

THE NIGERIAN TEACHER


A Nigerian teacher was sent to china to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling.
He said "Sheng.'' A student said ''present.''
He called the second name, “Chu Muon”. Another student said ''present.''
Suddenly, he sneezed, ''Hatchia'', one student seated at the corner stood up and said, ‘‘Present.''
He then exclaimed and said, ''Hmmmm...''all the students shouted ''absent.''
He got confused and said, ''Chaii...'' three students stood up and said, ''which one of us?''
The teacher became more confused and he asked, ‘‘what is wrong?'' A student stood up and said, ‘‘Sir, I’m not wrong, I’m called Wong.''
The teacher confused, now laughed,''hahaha ''..A girl said.'' Present sir.''
The teacher finally fainted.

#KipSmiln'

DON'T TRY IT


Husband and wife agreed that whenever they want to have SEX, they will call it 'PHONE CALL' so that the children won't understand.
One day, Dad sends Son to tell Mum that he wants to make a 'PHONE CALL'.
Mum replies: Tell your Dad that the Network is busy today.
Dad replies: Tell your Mum that the call is urgent, if Network is busy, then am going to a PUBLIC PHONE BOOTH.
Mum replies: Tell him that if he dares goes to Public Phone Booth, I will open a Business Centre and all 'PHONE CALLS' will be FREE.

#KipSmiln'

A TRUE NIGERIAN/AFRICAN MOTHER


 
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change the channel.
8) When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and take out of mine
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
14) When you ask her to refund the money you lent her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
And the list goes on and on...

Our Mothers are just to wonderful.

#KipSmiln'

PLEASE DON’T MAKE A WOMAN CRY!




There is nothing as expensive as a lady’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’OREAL eye liner (#7,500) and REVLON mascara (#8,500).
As it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with ESTEE LAUDER foundation (#11,000) ZARON blush (#15,000) and MAC powder (#19,000).
Finally, when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with MAYBELLINE lipstick (#12,000) and AVON lip gloss (#5,000).
A single drop of a lady’s tear is running for about #78,000 minimum.
PLEASE DON’T MAKE HER CRY.
But you can make a man cry, it's just only Vaseline (#150), with or without powder (#200). Total for men being (#350). And most often, it even nothing at all.

#KipSmiln'

GREAT MANAGEMENT SKILLS


DAD: Son, you have to get married...I have seen a girl for you.
SON: Not possible!!!
DAD: Think twice son, she is Bill Gates' daughter!!
SON: Ok DAD, I am ready.
(Dad goes to Bill Gates)
DAD: My son wants to marry your daughter!
BILL GATES: Not possible!
DAD: Think twice, my son is the CEO of Swiss Bank.
BILL GATES: I am ready.
(Dad goes to Swiss Bank Authorities)
DAD: Make my son the CEO of your Bank!
AUTHORITIES: Not possible.
DAD: Think twice, he is Bill Gates' Son-in-law.
AUTHORITIES: Your son's job is confirmed!
*This is what is called management skills*

#KipSmiln'

THE ROBBERY


During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The money belongs to the Government. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept”, changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her:
"Please be civilised! This is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional”. Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience”. Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!

After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out N10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the N70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide”. Converting an unfavourable situation to your advantage!
 The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month." 
This is called "Changing priority”, Personal Happiness is more important than your job”.

The next day, the TV news reported that N100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count N20 million.
The robbers were very angry and complained:
"We risked our lives and only took N20 million. The bank manager took N80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"

#KipSmiln'