THE WINE TASTER

A beer company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the beers before selling out, so they placed adverts.

One afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man walked into the manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive this man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial and ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine.

The rough looking man took a sip and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let’s see."

So he was given. He took a sip again and said, "It's red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, south western slope, oak barrels."

"Incredible!" said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your urine in a cup let's see if he will get that.

"So the man was given the cup of urine. He took a sip, turned to the manager and said, "Female urine, 26 years old, 2 weeks pregnant and if I'm not given this job, sir, I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy!....The manager fainted.

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