Tuesday, 6 January 2015

Practical

A group of scientists organised a competition to test the intelligence of Nigerian students in inventing things. 3 students qualified for the final. On the day of the final, they were called out from the crowd to come and present what they had invented.
 
The 1st student came out and said; I am Yomi Ade from Lagos, I invented a biro that can write what people are saying on a paper itself. He practicalised it and was applauded.
 
The 2nd student came out; I am Amarachi Ogbuefi from Aba. I invented a chip that can tell the amount of money on anybody standing close to it. She practicalised it and was applauded.
 
The 3rd student came out and said; I am Musa Audu from Maiduguri. I invented an explosive that can shatter the human body into a million pieces, penetrating the hardest of bones. Can you allow me to sit down, while I practicalise it?. The Chief Scientist stood up and said; don't bother to practicalise it, you are the winner of this competition.

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