BEST YEARS

A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my
mother." (A big round of applause and laughter)...
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that
speaker…
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By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!