LOVE CALL

Lady: hello, goodevening, thanks for calling MTN customer care service, my name is Judith, what's your name and where are you calling from .

Me: hello, good evening, my name is shegsky, and i'm calling from ibadan

Lady: How may i help you, shegsky?

Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry...

Lady: is that why you called this customer care service?

Me: Yes, and i think i'm already in love with You...you know you have a very nice voice...

Lady: Hellooo, please, we only attend to issues about your MTN line, owkay...

Me: yes o... This is an issue about my MTN line too...because i spend much credit calling so many girls asking them about marriage.

Lady: please, I would have to put an end to this call...

Me: Baby don't talk like that now. I promise to make you happy... you would be happy with me... can I have your number?

Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, I think something is wrong with you...

Me: *cutt in*... Hey, hold it there... I hope you can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call and hear rubbish? From today, warn yourself and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those nonsense messages you guys disturb my phone with daily like say am dating MTN... Thunder wey go fire you still dey do NYSC