A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his
customer, “This is the most idiotic kid on the planet. Watch while I
demonstrate it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar greenback in one hand and two quarters in
the other, then brings the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and clears out.
“What did I let you know?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy leaving the icescream shop.
“Hey, oyb! Might I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters rather than the dollar?”
The boy licked his cone and answered,
“Since the day I will take the dollar, the game is over!”
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