ADAM ATE THE APPLE AGAIN.

A woman and a man were involved in a very bad car accident caused by the woman's reckless driving. Both of their cars were demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; “So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.”

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

She then hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman collected the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence, to see you as a drunk driver"

Adam ate the apple again! Men will NEVER learn! Women will never change!!!

#Kip Smiln’