TRUE OR FALSE?

1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

3. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

4. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

5. Married men live longer than single men – but married men are a lot more willing to die.

6. Men wake up as good- looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

8. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

9. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman – before marriage & after marriage.

10. Men will see all these points as nothing, women will argue it out.

#Kip Smiln’