Yorùbá mothers
are one of the best when it comes to child upbringing. They produce the best
range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA.
These slaps will make you
think you
were adopted.
IGBATI will
make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of
IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU
and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and
ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.
Now ABADA is
the worst...
And apart
from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive
that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into
"auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make
you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once!
AHHH! IGBAJU
OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's
go home and u will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol
God bless our
parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought-up in Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps. I
know you're laughing unless you're not Yoruba
GOD BLESS OUR
PARENTS.
#Kip
Smiln’
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