NASTY COVERNMENT, NASTY TEACHER, NASTY STUDENTS!!!!

TEACHER: Who is the President of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: (They all chorused) Lamido Sanusi!

TEACHER: Correct! Who is the Minister of Defence?

CHILDREN: Asari Dokubo!

TEACHER: Good! What is the capital city of Nigeria?

CHILDREN: Enugu!

TEACHER: Very good! Who composed the National Anthem?

CHILDREN: D-Banj and 2face!

TEACHER: Excellent. What do you call people from Moscow?

CHILDREN: Mosquitoes!

TEACHER: Perfect! How much is 2 + 5?

CHILDREN: 25!

TEACHER: That's great! You're going to be stupid like this until my salary is been paid.

#Kip Smiln’