1. Nigerians
don't ever rest. Even after death, they still work as ancestors, collecting
kolanuts, white fowl and aromatic Schnapps.
2. In
Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood,
just pick the hand and drop it.
3. If you marry
a girl that can't cook, bros your case dey "MR BIGGS"
4. When next
you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his chats with girls, and check the
ones with guys. That's where the truth is
5. No matter
how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second
coming, its as Useless as the "P" in Psycho
6. If you have
attended over 100 weddings and you are still single. Sister, you are no longer
different from a canopy. May God connect you ASAP!!
7. You don't have
to be in UK to be OK, help comes from above not abroad.
8. Ladies are
wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on
me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.
9. A
cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is afraid of a dog,
a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is
afraid of a cockroach.
10. LAST SEEN:
Whatsapp- 1Min ago •BBM - 5Mins ago • Twitter- 2Mins ago • BIBLE - 2002. My
dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene.
11. BBM and
Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd app for chats and
gossip, but Women still retain the 1st position.
12. Wedding
ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So think deep, choose your prison mate
carefully and sentence yourself wisely to avoid prison break.
13. To those
who commit suicide; why are you so selfish? Why kill yourself when so many
people are looking for whom to use for money rituals?
14. As a
matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible. So if any guy calls you
an angel, na wash ooooo.
#Kip
Smiln’
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