WELCOME TO MY
COUNTRY NIGERIA:
Where, sex is free
and love is costly.
Where, losing a
phone is more painful than losing virginity.
Where, if you
don't cheat on your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
Where, bathrooms
have become photo studios.
Where, getting a
Galaxy phone is greater than achieving a BA or BSC DEGREE.
Where, fraudsters
have brighter future than graduates.
Where, ladies fear
pregnancy than HIV.
Where, pizza
delivery is faster than emergency response (ambulance, fire service, police
etc.)
Where, people fear
thieves, robbers, Boko Haram etc than they fear God.
Where, people go
to church with BB chargers rather than the Bible.
Where, guys are
scared of getting married but love to have sex.
Where, we have
high numbers of musicians, entertainers etc due to unemployment.
Where, the higher
your offense, the lower your punishment and vice versa.
Where, the number
of churches and mosques are more than the worshipers.
Where, we say 'Up
NEPA' more than we say 'Praise the Lord’.
Where, a school
drop-out politician is ten times richer and more respected than a professor.
Where, a graduate
who study Yoruba Language is working as a gas engineer.
Where, someone who
cannot speak English but can say 'Chai, Chai, diaris God' is given Honorary
Doctorate degree.
Hmmmmn…..WHAT A
COUNTRY!
Anyways, despite
all these, I am Proud to be a NIGERIAN, AN AFRICAN till I rest in peace.
#Kip
Smiln’
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